relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

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portlandsadgirl:

No officer you don’t understand, it’s not a joint it’s a metaphor.

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peachxpit:

accept death. befriend death. take death out for dinner. marry death. marry a death who reads

(Source: eiufiundkjn)

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rabbityshen:

momunofu:

I was so shocked when I found out that the Shadow Realm wasn’t even a real concept in the Yugioh universe but, rather, an invention by 4kids to avoid mentioning death in the English dub

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assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

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sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

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wellheyproductions:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.

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neongenesisevangaylion:

neongenesisevangaylion:

can we get rid of the term bromance 

it’s like ‘we gotta label it bro so ppl don’t think we’re gay ‘cause there ain’t nothing worse than bein’ gay bro’ ‘haha you said it bro’

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clanked:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

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thecockslut:

221cbakerstreet:

raphnarock:

stirpicus:

cyclonemetal:

in which Totoro boops Mana Ashida on the head.

Japanese child actress Mana was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

OMG HE’S TOTORO
NEVER NOT REBLOG GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO

cutest ever

Oh no. OH NO WHY SO CUTE.

thecockslut:

221cbakerstreet:

raphnarock:

stirpicus:

cyclonemetal:

in which Totoro boops Mana Ashida on the head.

Japanese child actress Mana was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

OMG HE’S TOTORO

NEVER NOT REBLOG GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO

cutest ever

Oh no. OH NO WHY SO CUTE.

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